CASE STUDY # 4 (pursuant to case study # 3 pursuant to case study # 2 pursuant to case # 1: The Donnie Diaries: an ode to Ipecac)
Warning: the following rant may contain extremely offensive and disturbing images of… but I already said that last time didn’t I, and the time before that and the.. forget it – “a Lucy in the sky with Donnie rant producing extreme examples of logorrhea, hebefrenia and dissociation, contrasted by excessive ASSOCIATION AND digression eventually reverting to the most deplorable doggerel (containing extreme use of juvenile ryhme, homophones, paronomasia, and portmanteau if you wanta get pedantic), blah blah blah…” with appropriate caveats along the way ⚠️🚫☢👎
LSD (LET’S SACK DONNIE)
Are Donnie’s proclivities and activities
And ALL the gravities of his many depravities
Documented or mockumented
In Jeffie’s infamous lair?
(Would they dare?)
Did they tape the rape of the essence of pubescence?
To be doomed by the presense of their daily putrescense?
Or did the tapes go the way of the putrescense of the pubescence?
Will they guard his rapture from capture?
As in jail without bail?
Or will there be another distraction?
Like a fascist reaction
Or save once again with another redaction?
For the answer to all these and other mind-blowing questions on LSD – just read the daily news:
TRUMP BOMBS ANOTHER COUNTRY! 🚀🚀🚀
And all this to keep him free?
Even if it means World War Three??
FORGEDABOUDIT!
Because it’s one, two, three,
what are we fighting for
Because I don’t give a damn about Vietnam*
Afghanistan or any other stan
including I ran he ran from Vietnam
bonespurs and all
FIVE TIMES! as a matter of fact
Our President of peace (of ass is more like it)
in the Middle East
Let ALONE the rest of the world
Venezuela and Cuba next
if they don’t mind their peace and cues 👎👎👎
better Red than dead is now better dead than Red
or blue or black or brown if you wanta stick around
otherwise it’s off to Alligator Alley town
straight to the hokey pokey – CAMP HOKEY DOKIE
unless you’re an Okie 👨🌾👩🌾
from Muskogee 🤠
Merle you haggard braggard
with your my country right or wrong
and now in the era of Trump
it’s all gone wrong like a GONG SHOW gong that goes bong bong bong when they get it wrong Chuck Barris prototype of them all – including up yours Donnie – because you’re fired
but I equivocate, it’s too late to abate what I shall now relate (⚠️there I go again always with the ryhmes – blame it on LSD👌) – because it’s either mitigate or instigate! YES! WITH ALL THE FURY HE SO RICHLY DESERVES! – CALL OUT THE RESERVES! ITS ALL OUT WAR BECAUSE REGARDLESS OF IRAN AFGHANISTAN KAZAZAHSTAN/ KYRGYZSTAN/ PAKISTAN/ TAJIKISTAN/ TURKMENISTAN/ UZBEKISTAN OR ANY OTHER STAN/ RAN/ TRAN/ MAN OR EVEN THE STRAW MAN (other than the orange and now very yellow man)
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THE PILES AND PILES OF THOSE *** **** FILES!!!👋👋👋🤚🤚🤚☢☢☢🚫🚫🚫📁📂🗂🔒🔓
That’s right folks.
The closer the discovery
the greater the recovery
Urgency and emergency
distraction then action
Revile the FILE!
DAMN YOU EPSTEIN FOR KEEPING FILES WHAT PEDOPHILE KEEPS A FILE? 🗂 📂 📁
Because he made a list to see who was naughty or nice and then he’d check it twice to make sure they weren’t 🙈 🙉🙊 nice. And that rhymes with vice. And if they were worried about rice (as they say in New Yawk) there was always ICE (now pronounced ace). Unless Clarence showed up but he likes’m white (unless it’s his wife).
Meanwhile I gotta make money off of all these grifts, tiffs and ultimate riffs mmmm AN IRAN GOLDEN STATUE of me in my fatigues like Sly you old draft dodger you too? teaching in THAT SWITZERLAND ALL GIRL’S SCHOOL! and now when it’s safe to come back
You come back as Jack the hack? – to compensate for what you lack?
JOHN J. RAMBO that is – to win the war single-handedly 💪that you so deftly chickened 🐔🐓🐣🐤🐥out of a long time ago why YOU’RE AN INSPIRATION! TO DISSIMILATION!! INSPIRING ME TO AN EVEN GREATER OBLATION TO THE WORLD’S GREATEST OBLIGATION!!! – THE ABOMINATION OF DESOLATION!!!!
THE ANTICHRIST!!!!!!
but that’ll never do
not with my Paula Whites and the Christian Rights too
(the so called Christian crew)
Swayed paid and laid by the most rightwingading Christian aid: *****, *****, and Gnome demoted to the “Shield of the Americas” whatever the hell that is replaced with the dumbest man in America can’t even complete a sentence without ****ing it up “Because I wanted to run for politician!” the numb nuts he’s worse than Gnome! (that’s all we need is another college dropout from the dumbest state in the Union a dyslexic 🔁 besides in charge of Homeland Security – “NOP IN THE LAME OF THE STRAW! LOP IN THE SAME.. GAME OF THE SAW? WHATEVER”) Because speaking of speaking in tongues😛😜🤪😝🤑, let’s get back to the Paula Whites and the likes of the Blood Libel Bible (aka QAnon) – because they’re not just eating our cats our dogs our pets they’re
EATING OUR BABIES!!! 👩🦲👼👨🦲👶that’s an oldie but goodie – “every kike eats a tyke” – in the Middle Ages SERIOUSLY! and I got’m crying antisemitism in reverse Bibi and I – or is it anti-ANTI-Semitism getting confusing which one has canceled out the anti-anti-anti to up the ante
but YOU Jeffrey!
you REALLY take the cake! fixed MY clock that I now gotta run out before they get the goods of COURSE I screwed’m all in the HOLLYWOOD ACCESS TAPES THAT SAYS IT ALL as you recall…
so Iran couldn’t come at a more perfect time God bless you Mrs. Rosewater or Calabash wherever you are because with the Academy Awards coming up the Lefties’ll DEFINITELY give me the PINOCCHIO 🏆 I WIN IT EVERYTIME! (how ignoble [about as noble as Chernoble]) – when it shoulda been THE NOBEL!!!
the bastards
and now with Iran and Venezuela and maybe Cuba THAT’LL be an acrobatic shape-shifting I’ll leave it to Leavitt, the sophistry and pettifoggery, thank God for witches and bitches of which Bondi is nonpareil,
THAT’S RIGHT BONDI GIVE’M HELL!⚡⚡🔥🔥
the witches I’ll leave ta White because when she starts speaking in tongues 😛😜🤪😝🤑-
UGGALLAGACHUGALUGASISCUMBA
SWALLERDOLLARCAULIFLOWERANDDALLEYGAROO
WALLAWALLAWASHANDKALAMAZOO**
and then sceaming and growling and Oh that growl but she’s on my side (but then again so was Sidney Powel – space lasers 📡and time travel wow)
Anyway, enough from Trumpdeedumpty’s point of view, let’s get back to the matter at hand.
How to save America?
A little too much LSD (Let’s Sack Donnie to Lucy in the sky) this morning and
Tomorrow’s another day Scarlett Because frankly my dear I don’t give a damn Because I’ll make them an offer they can’t refuse because you don’t understand! I coulda had class! I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody. Instead of a bum, which is what I am, let’s face it…
I am who I am – the flim-flam man
Dr. Phineas T.
* – In honor of Joe McDonald who just died today (Country Joe and the Fish – anti-Vietnam psychedelic rock band formed in Berkeley, California in 1965, the year our other narrator’s story begins, Confessions of St. Augustine).
** – after careful research I discovered either Paula was hittin’ the mushrooms too or Walt Kelly.
“Deck Us All with Boston Charlie” is a famous nonsense Christmas carol written by Walt Kelly for his Pogo comic strip. It is sung to the tune of “Deck the Halls,” featuring nonsensical, rhyming lyrics that celebrate the holiday season with a whimsical, chaotic flair. (Wikipedia)
Deck Us All with Boston Charlie (Lyrics)
(Tune: Deck the Halls)
Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an’ Kalamazoo!
Nora’s freezin’ on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!
To be continued…