Every now and then when the news hits an all time level of absurdity, my old Madison Ave. jingles come flooding back like a poor commercial you can’t get out of your head – and mea culpa! – I’m guilty now too. Recidivism is what they call it if you’re a criminal. Well, with another little trip with Lucy in the sky with Donnie and what’s REALLY driving Jeffie’s guiles and Donnie’s smiles – I had a TOTAL relapse and plead the NGRI:
Lonnie and Donnie (to that Disney tune then morphing into children’s rhymes)
Oh Mitcha Conlee
A Linsey Grawho
A bibbididee bobbidee zoo
Putin together
And whadaya got?
Bibbidee bobbidee bibbidee bobidee bibbidee bobbidee
Who?
Rooty Patooty Putin and die
Kissed the earls and made them lie?
Kevin and Linseed
(the code of the toad)
Coulda nipped this in the bud
But instead were both a dud?
Cause Trumpty-dumpty Putin or die
Got the goods that caused the lie??
As long as he caves
And never saves???
Ukraine for starters
And screw the martyrs????
YES Distraction transaction and multi action
Wars mores and boors’ reaction!
Will open and close all the right doors
As long as you stick with all the right whores??
Prince Andrew
Could that be the clue?
Or coulda woulda putta
A spy if you had done what ya shoulda??
(Hey whadaya expect – you want better poetry fork over the dough ray me – in the meantime the hack is back)
Where was I?
Oh yeah – doom is nigh
For the right guy
And hope is high
If you’re NOT that guy
But Don the con
From man to vict (get the shtick?)
Epstein files and Putie’s wiles?
Rooty Patootin or big time lootin’??
Donnie names it but Russia claims it???
Sweet Georgia’s Down
And Ukraine’s just a noun????
Georgia, Belarus, Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, and Moldova, Bulgaria, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Croatia, Austria, and all the other IAS!!!
Who’s next America?
America?
Erika Schmerica Miller the Killer Bondi the blondie can’t get these limericks out of my head I like Ike Tricky Dicky Dump Trump Gnome the madness madness will no one rid me of this Macbeth has murdered sleep no more redrum redrum out out damn spot will these hands never be clean “I’m totally exonerated all I know is I’m totally exonerated” oh God there HAS to be a God in Heaven if a man like this can get away with no no I can’t think like this but there HAS TO BE A HELL I’M TOTALLY EXONERATED I WON 2020 IT WAS A PEACEFUL DEMONSTRATION SUCH LOVE I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH LOVE Maybe Confessions has more to say than I give it credit for no no no but Putin IS evil and Trump IS evil when he dies in a few short years yes five ten who knows when but his days are numbered and what then? He’s Scott free? That can’t be! For all eternity! No no I refuse to believe but if I refuse to believe there is a God and a soul an eternal soul that will exist after the grave and if there where? Trump in Heaven? Impossible! Hell! Yes Hell I’m totally exonerated all those girls and no one knew no one knew no one knew…
You’d be proud of me Roy you’d be proud of me Roy you’d be proud of me…
What profit a man if he gain the whole world and lose his own soul what did you gain Roy dying of AIDS in that hospital bed with Ethel looking on “Roy Roy you’d be proud of your boy he’s the President now and he’s everything you hoped he’d be and in a few short years you’ll be together wherever that might be because he’s totally exonerated he’s totally exonerated…”
RIP Roy
“ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK! ADMIT NOTHING AND DENY EVERYTHING. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS YOU CLAIM VICTORY AND NEVER ADMIT DEFEAT. YOU HAVE TO BE WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO ANYONE!”