CASE STUDY # 3 (pursuant to case study # 2 pursuant to case study # 1: The Donnie Diaries: an ode to Ipecac)
Warning: the following rant may contain extremely offensive and disturbing images of… but I already said that last time didn’t I? – a Lucy in the sky with Donnie rant producing extreme examples of logorrhea, hebefrenia and dissociation, contrasted by excessive ASSOCIATION AND digression eventually reverting to the most deplorable doggerel (containing extreme use of juvenile ryhme, homophones, paronomasia, and portmanteau if you wanta get pedantic), blah blah blah and just to cover my tushie go back to the last blog for the legalese lingo so whoever puts this stuff up has their disclaimer because this doggerel (lousy poetry) gets infectious I wasn’t kidding about it being like Tourettes after a while, like every word that now comes out of my mouth has to rhyme like last time I left the Trumpster Dumpster spouting his usual puerile rants with my appropriate warnings posted along the way: ⚠️ to indicate “that the views and opinions expressed are solely the opinions of the commentator and do NOT necessarily reflect the views or opinion of the hosts of the following” blah blah blah and how EVEN Miss Groby the English teacher from James Thurber’s short story Here Lies Miss Groby, who was always looking for symbols, metaphors, similes, couldn’t find a story more laden with the obvious than this:
because what profit a man OR a woman if they gain the whole world and lose their sole Source of INCOME and power to the moles AND THE PROLES (and not just the polls and the trolls) because if the moles AND the PROLES in that Brave New World down on that ANIMAL FARM IN 1984 ain’t gonna work on MAGA’S farm no more Georgie O, Bobby D and Aldous the hustlin’ Huxley WITH YOUR LSD!!! you see
YOU’RE UP GLITZ CREEK WITHOUT A TATTLE TALE TIT!! (or two) or three or four or MORE you see (and who wouldn’t wanna see a tit or two or three or four the more the merrier Jeffrey E, Donnie T, and Billy [both C AND G], and the list goes on and on and on you see even if they’re too young to have them Jeffrey E your specialty IS the younger the better the more the merrier the younger the boobies the more the DOOBIES [not to mention perhaps the cooties eh Billy G?] and Donnie T you’re mentioned more times than God in the Bible and Harry Potter in Harry Potter put together!)
UNLESS – yes
with a little more razzledazzle
I’ll SOAR like before
in that Richard Seer sucker suit
in that Chi-Town Robert Fosse glossy
with my Foxie ROXIE
and her “he ran into my knife ten times”
prison POSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Lipchitz et al)
‘CAUSE I GOT A SUCKER SUIT
that can trump or call!
FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES
To bluff you ALL!!!
👎👎👎👎
BECAUSE WHAT DO THEY YELL
when they see my tell????
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
THEY RUN LIKE HELL
AND TAKE MY BAIT!!!!!! (WHETHER BY HATE OR FATE?)
when all I got
IS AN INSIDE STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎🤮
Ha – Because I’ll huff and I’ll puff
until they (ah screw the poetry)
until they Fall for ANYTHING as stupid as my pet doll-Y PARTON WIND-UP DOLLY LEAVITT-OR-LEAVE-IT-TO-BEAVER-BLONDI-BONDI-AND-HER-DOME-POCKED-NOAMIE’S-DEADHEAD HOMIES AND
🙉
ANYWAY (back to the verse – a little louder and a whole lot worse)
PATEL ET AL ET TU
PUTE PLUTE AND GOOFE
AD Vance Hey –
⚠️ ⛔ 🚫 ☢❓🚔 🚑 👨🍳👩🍳 🈲️ 🆘️
ADVANCE WITH VANCE BLANCHE OR TAKE YOUR CHANCE
they’re all the same anyway
just bunch a wind-up Ken and Barbie Dolls 👫
Because if you believe in the Magic Kingdom 🏰 and Cinderella too 👱♀️
Then I’ve got the perfect PORTMANTEAU
JUST FOR YOU
TIPPECANOE AND TYLER TOO
A RAMAMADAM-CON 🕌
ALL ABOUT YOU
– GasPeeTell – sittin’ on a loo (Cartoonist Randy Bish says Kash Patel always looks like someone who is using a bidet for the first time)
yes you tell’m you smarmy little Swami 👳♂️
guru of EUrowpeeon US Diplomacy
Before we pee on your Oh pee on Diplomacy:
Like the January 6 ,7, and 24 ABOMINATION
of Bibical desolation of THE GOOD OR BAD BUNNY FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION!!
AND HOW THE PRETTI GOOD RETALIATION
WAS ALL AN ANTIFA INSTIGATION!!!
because ta REALLY botch the rhyme THIS TIME:
get READY for some FERLINGHETTI INSPIRATION! YES A CONEY ISLAND OF THE MIND LUCY IN THE SKY WITH BONDI’S BURN BABY BURN BOOK WITH EVERY PEE-WEE HERMAN COMEBACK FROM “I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? – TO “ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE ONE IS FOR YOU.”
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
Because before you see THAT one coming
He gets us into the FINAL dumbing
down of every possible political clown
BY BOORS, WHORES, WARS AND DOORS!!!
LIGHTING MY FIRE AND CONSEQUENTLY MY IRE!!!!!!!
you see
And before we know it:
It’s one, two, three
What are we fighting for
(Country Joe and the Fish)
Don’t ask me
I don’t give a damn
Next stop Vietnam Cambodia Iraq Iran Afghanistan and all the other Stans and Rans until it’s WORLD WAR III or four or five and all that jive is how I ended it last time Jim Morrison or no Jim Morrison because Jimmy M was a “Poete Maudit” like Rimbaud and Apollinaire in the world according to Oliver Stoned but at the very least the spark that starts the fire? Or better yet – the pyre? Because as I said before, you have to burn the body to get rid of the stink (so said the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and Vishna too)
And what was it that Joseph said to his sons after they committed such an egregious act? “You maketh me stink in the eyes of the elect” or something to that effect and GOD how I hate the man… to write about what would take AT LEAST three more books on the Dumpster (which I’ve almost finished by the way) can’t keep up with the daily outrages which in MY opinion is going to be the Epstein files that’s our only hope because… to write poetry that doesn’t even RISE to the occasion – or to write on bathroom stalls is more than he deserves but rather should be put on a wall of shame on the DC mall with every guilty name or at the VERY least he should be passed around like those girls to every Redneck Bubba ‘n Black Nubba Buckwheat lookin’ fa nub in all the wong paces with the proctological ear nose and throat specialists in cell block 3 sharing a 99 year stint with that Bubba and Nubba a la menage a trois du jour finger cuff style – daily spawning with their new found friend with his new found fawning fealty down on his hands and knees to please the two pitchers while he plays the Catcher in the thigh and higher up too by two by two by two ad infinitum in what in prison parlance is called “running a train” (gang rape) a big long train a cons just running through him two by two yes at both ends at once on our poor pink pudgy piggy squealing like Bobby Trippy up HIS rosy red bippy like in Deliverance (which happened in MTG country by the way) takin’ more hose than a deep sea diver descending to the lowest depths graphic enough for ya Pami?
Got the picture?… What could be worse?
THAT THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL! – BUT NOW IN REVERSE!!! BINGO!!!!!
Now multiple that by the hundreds!
Thousands!!
(a fitting payback for our bottom feeder the Dumpster)
but for all those young girls??
That you don’t want us to know about??? (to be terse)
That’s even WORSE!
Because you’ve now added a curse
to the very verse
you so passionately rehearse
by adding insult to injury by your self-righteous indignation of
Our Christian Nation
because we’ve even got SONGS for just the occasion:
“THE CHURCH IS ONE FOUNDATION!!!
IS DONALD DUCK OUR LORD 🎶🎵🎼
SHE IS HIS NEW CREATION
BY MONEY AND THE SWORD 🎼🎵🎶
FROM HELL HE CAME AND SOUGHT HER
TO BE HIS LOWLY BRIDE🎶🎵🎼
AND WITH HER BLOOD HE BOUGHT HER
AND FOR HIS LIFE SHE DIED”🎵🎼🎶
thanks to you Donald Duck because you better (duck) after the election because if I have any predilection you and Bondi’s bandits and her refusal to even listen – let alone even LOOK at the suvivors pleading to be heard right behind her in plain sight for THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE will reap the whirlwind as we have to listen to Hecate the head bitch-witch of Macbeth’s unholy trinity screaming like a Screaming Meemie:
“YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO SAY!!
I WILL NOT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION!!!
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE!!!!!
BECAUSE YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO DONALD TRUMP INSTEAD!!! FOR TRYING TO IMPEACH THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN OUR HISTORY!!!! BECAUSE THE DOW JONES IS OVER 5,000,000,000!!!!!!”
but like Dante’s Inferno where each punishment fits the crime, rape, torture, incarceration and then a lifetime laceration of desolation and desecration by the inverted redaction to protect the guilty while exposing the victims once again raping and raping them all over and over again and again and again and again and what was the punishment for rapists Bonnie D and Donnie T? Or even worse? The rape of children? What was it that Christ said about anybody who harms the least of these “It would be better for them to be thrown into the sea with a millstone tied around their neck than to cause one of these little ones to stumble” because this is when an atheist like me hopes there really IS a God and a hell especially a hell because those who SAY they DO believe DEFEND HIM?
AND PRAISE HIM? INSTEAD OF DAMN HIM?? AND YOU PAMI B YOU SCREAMING BANSHEEEEEEEEEEEEE you must have a special place in hell…
because you make every excuse and COVER UP FOR HIM!!!
in the midst of ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY-YEEEEEEGODS LIKE
JANUARY 6TH WAS A PEACEFUL DEMONSTRATION OF
LOVE LOVE LOVE AND I’VE NEVER SEEEN SUCH LOVE???
WORTHY OF A PARDON FOR ALL THEIR DESTRUCTION OF LITERALLY SHITTING ON THE WALLS OF DEMOCRACY BREAKING AND ENTERING THREATENING AND KILLING EVEN AND ALL THE REST OF THEIR FOLDEROL
BECAUSE AFTERALL
ON JANUARY THE 7TH
FIVE YEARS LATER
ONE GOOD WOMAN (gay you might say)
WHO TRIED TO DRIVE AWAY?
WAS AN ACT OF TERRORISM??
WORTHY OF THE BIG K????
AND 17 DAYS AFTER THAT
AFTER A LITTLE SPAT
A MAN WAS SHOT AND SHAT (past tense of shit or shot)
JUST FOR THAT?
MEANWHILE YOU PUSH IT ALL UNDER THE FBI CARPET
BONDI GNOME AND CASH PRAY TELL!
IN ALL YOUR CHURCH SERVICES PREACHING HELL???
AS THE BOX CARS OF 6,000,000 JEWS WANT TO TELL
ALL SCREAMING ALMOST AS LOUD AS THE BANSHEE WITCH
BONDI YOU BUMBLING BONZAI BITCH
ALL THE WAY TO THE BURNING PITCH
ALONG WITH ALL THE EVIDENCE
OF THE BIGGEST COVERUP IN HISTORY
HOW RICH
THANKS TO YOU PAM THE HAM SPAMSTER TOUTER
WHILE YOU PRAYED AND SCREAMED ALL THE LOUDER
ALONG WITH YOUR CHORUS OF WHITEWASHED HYPOCRITES FULL OF DEAD MEN’S BONES AND YOUNG GIRLS’ GROANS – ALL SINGING 🔊
“RISE UP OH MEN OF GOD! 📯🎷🎸🎹🎺🎻🪕🥁
HAVE DONE WITH LESSER THINGS;
GIVE HEART AND SOUL AND MIND AND STRENGTH
TO SERVE THE KING OF KINGS
RISE UP OH MEN OF GOD!! 🎹🥁🎺🎷🎸🪕🎻🎹
HIS KINGDOM TARRIES LONG;
BRING IN THE DAY OF BROTHERHOOD
AND END THE NIGHT OF WRONG
RISE UP, OH MEN OF GOD!!!! 🎺🎷🎸🎹🎻🪕🥁📯
THE CHURCH FOR YOU DOTH WAIT –
HER STRENGTH UNEQUAL TO HER TASK;
RISE UP, AND MAKE HER GREAT! 🎸🎷🎹🎺🎻🪕🥁📯
🔊 BECAUSE THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVERAGE IS UP OVER 5,000,000,000,000!!!! 📈BECAUSE WHAT PROFIT A MAN IF HE GAIN THE WHOLE WORLD BUT LOSE HIS OWN SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!📉
but it didn’t say women👧👱♀️👩🦰👩🦱👩🦳🙎♀️🙋♀️👩🔧👩💼👩🎨👩✈️👮♀️
Dr. Phineas T. Redwell (atheist about to become an agnostic Lewis, Bonhoeffer and Niemoller*)
* – Think I’ll read Confessions again**
** – maybe
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