TRUMPLANDIA (a descent into madness)
CASE STUDY # 2 (pursuant to case # 1 – The Donnie Diaries: an ode to Ipecac)
Warning: the following rant may contain extremely offensive and disturbing images of logorrhea, hebefrenia and dissociation, contrasted by excessive ASSOCIATION AND digression eventually reverting to the most deplorable doggerel (containing extreme use of juvenile ryhme, paronomasia and homophones), a condition common to extended and over use of LSD causing the speaker at times to become totally incoherent when impersonating a subject who is even more incoherent wherein said impersonator beCOMES the impersonaTED. For the sake of some limited form of comprehension, appropriate warnings will be posted along the way: ⚠️ to indicate “that the views and opinions expressed are solely the opinions of the commentator and do NOT necessarily reflect the views or opinion” of the hosts of the following. Disclaimer: ALSO, at no time should the use of the aforementioned be an endorsement of said drug, but rather a cautionary tale of the perniciousness of it as will become more evident as the narrative evolves, or rather devolves.
In Pursuit of the Perfect Paronomasia (or another Lucy in the sky with Donnie trip – all to the tune of “In the Year 2525”
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“She’s my sister AND my daughter!”
The Great Reveal in Chinatown. All culminating in Jake’s final one: “Forget it, Jake, it’s Chinatown.”
Now here’s another reveal, America. Also in the movie:
Noah Cross, the father of Evelyn Cross-Mulwray and her “sister/daughter,” who tries to control them as well as every crooked politician and policeman in L.A. has the police try and stop them (his “daughters”) from escaping from his clutches. As Evelyn flees in her car with her “sister/daughter” the police open fire and kill her with a shot to her head.
Sound like anybody we know?
Trump rapes America, has an incestuous offspring – the Republican Party – and at his behest has Good killed.
Simple? But symbolic.
And Chinatown?
It’s America, folks. “In a 1975 issue of Film Quarterly, scholar Wayne D. McGinnis drew parallels between Chinatown [ranked one the top ten greatest movies ever made] and Sophocles’ Oedipus Rex [ranked second greatest play ever written] arguing that both works share a “wasteland motif” [T.S. Eliot’s The Wasteland, the greatest poem of the Twentieth Century] wherein a central figure – Noah Cross in Chinatown and Oedipus in Oedipus Rex – exploits a plague or crisis to gain power, ultimately becoming the source of deeper societal corruption. According to Mcginnis, both narratives reflect the moral decay of their respective eras: ancient Athens during a time of post-heroic intellectual upheaval, and the United States during the Watergate era.” (Wickepedia – more or less)
Athens/Chinatown – America
Oedipus/Noah Cross – Trump
Plague/crisis – Democrats
Watergate – today
With me so far?
Yes, we can blame it all on the Democrats, Joe Biden, the radical left, Somalians, and immigrants (unless they’re from South Africa [and white]): “we’ve got to be carefully taught to hate and fear people whose eyes are oddly made and people whose skin is a different shade” wrote Oscar (as in Rodgers and Hammerstein of South Pacific) who lived right near me when I was a kid, BUT GOOD WAS WHITE! AND AMERICAN!
Another case of who you gonna believe? “Us or your own eyes?” (DJT)
AND NOW THE INVESTIGATION HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY THE FBI?!
That’ll really clinch it. All our doubts will be justified! “Can Beelzebub cast out Beelzebub?” Jesus asks his accusers. He also goes on to mention “the unforgivable sin” is that of attributing His work to that of Beelzebub. So now what do the “Christian” Nationalists do?
ATTRIBUTE THE WORK OF BEELZEBUB TO THAT OF JESUS!
And no one sees the connection?
Or should I rephrase that:
ATTRIBUTE THE WORK OF TRUMP TO THAT OF JESUS!
Between Trump and Jesus? Or Trump and Beelzebub? Whom the “Christian” Nationalists see AS JESUS’ emissary on earth?
And to continue with our analogies: the martyr is Good? Come ON! Even Miss Groby the English teacher from James Thurber’s short story Here Lies Miss Groby who was always looking for symbols, metaphors, similes, couldn’t find a story more laden with the obvious than this?
Mother of three, glove compartment stuffed with stuffed animals a professional agitator out to kill Jonathan Ross and make her getaway? “That’s fine dude, I’m not mad at you.”
Her last words.
Meanwhile Jon Ross, no stranger to these situations after being dragged 100 yards six months earlier after sticking his arm in a perpetrator’s car window an act of stupidity in and of itself something even the Keystone Cops have used as examples of pure stupidity not to mention The Three Stooges – decides this time no more Mr. Nice Guy, I think I’ll just blow her brains out and that’ll teach her a thing or two And just for good luck I’ll shoot her two more times just to make sure YOU FUCKING BITCH!
“SHAME SHAME SHAME!”
⚠️ – ( First warning – because this is where the doggerel begins)
but what’s this I hear?
Far and near?
am I to blame?
For that stupid dame!
“SHAME SHAME SHAME!”
Listen to them out there
“SHAME SHAME SHAME!”
You think I care?
“SHAME SHAME SHAME!!!”
Shame shame shame? – shame shame shame??
SHAME BLAME FAME ya mean – BECAUSE THAT’S THE NAME OF THAT STUPID GAME CRISPY GNOME AND YOUR PISSANT PARTNER IN CRIME – no not time to forget the crime but
RHYME!! to make light of the crime
⚠️⚠️ – (Second warning – once started it’s like Tourettes that progressively gets worse)
AS IN GAS LIGHT – CASH RIGHT – CASH SKEDADDLE – PIDDLE PADDLE – HEY DIDDLE DIDDLE – THE CAT AND THE FIDDLE – AND THE SOW JUMPED OVER THE MOON GOON LOON – KRISTI NUMB NUTS et tu et al – because you create a catchy (or should I say kitschy) little rhyme to gaslight the most current crime with your imitation investigation with the Federal Bureau of INstigation to complete the REeducation OF THE WHOLE DAMN NATION FOR NO OTHER PURPOSE THAN HIS GLORIFICATION YEEEEHAAAW
LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DONNIE REALLY KICKIN’ IN NOW (HEY YA DO THE CRIME, YA DO THE RHYME [real Trumplandia stuff – called Trump-speak –
Retraction?
Distraction for detraction!
Detraction??
Detraction for redaction!!
Redaction???
Redaction for transaction!!!
Transaction????
Transaction for felonious faction!!!!
Felonious faction?????
Felonious faction for outrageous action!!!!!
And outrageous action??????
All in order to avoid –
RETRACTION!!!!!!!
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because that’s what it takes to start that chain reaction of the rambling rants of our rhyming raconteur with his rhymes, rudeness and most of all – REVENGE on ALL his opponents – from dollars to donuts –
A pyramid scheme of roll outs and dole outs –
of his privies and dibbies –
from his “ORANGE” face fibbies –
to his brown STAINED SKIVVIES –
raping and taping
Then GAPING AND APING!
’cause Trumpty-dumpty puddin’ ‘n pie –
pulled out his plum and said
WHAT A GOOD BOY AM I
Jeffrey and MAX
for covering your backs
And eventually my TRACKS!
because Something is rotten in Denmark
said the POTUS to his FLOTUS
That distracts from the facts
SO yesterday Venezuela
today the Green Land
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because this is where the doggerel REALLY descends into pure unbridled logorrhea-Greenlandia-Icelandia – tomorrow the WHOLE WORLD – my melancholy baby Melania-Medea – because your name still rhymes with Romania-Albania-and-TRANSYLVANIA which is why maybe your movie bombed so much when you look more like the bride of Dracula from Transylvania than the wife of Joe Biden from Pennsylvania
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ANYWAY (back to the verse – a little louder and a whole lot worse)
Because if you believe in The Magic Kingdom and Cinderella too I’ve got the perfect verse just for you:
Oh Salagayo a mechicka too 🧚♂️
A bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put ’em together and what have you got
Bippity-boppity-bibbidi-bobbidi-bippity-boppity-WHO?
How’s that? That enough Donald J. Trumpdeedumpty sat on a wall for ya? Because Donald J. Trumpdeedumpty will NOT take a great fall for ya – because
That’s right Mouseketeers – you’ve had your fun because from now on it’s
THE BIG ORANGE ONE!*
or two or three because “where two or three gather together in my name there am I in the midst of them” Christian Rationists because Onward Kristi Soldiers marching as to war WITH THE CROSS OF JESUS going on before God strikes you dead for the greatest sacrilege of them all because it all works Miss Groby (because Kennedy Center he ain’t) because whether it’s a bad wrap or a bad rap or just bad rap – IT’S A LOTTA CRAP ’cause
his niche is kitsch
Because ya gotta get their attention first-
Forget the matter of who’s the worst
Because it’s all in preparation for the Final degradation of the red and the blue and the whole CONGREGATION (like the January 6, 7 and 24th ABOMINATION – an adumbration of the great conflagration on land air and sea and before you know it:
IT’S WORLD WAR III
or four or five if we’re still alive “In the Year 2525”) and you see how I wove all that ringa-ding-ding
ryhme-a-slime
FEAR-A-SMEAR
ALL together here a smear there a smear
everywhere a smear smear
old fat Donald used alarm
Ee I Ee I O U in true Trumplandian style (dogwhistles, drone missiles and word epistles) because how do’ya like THEM paronomasiae Miss Groby? (and how ’bout those perfect names to sum it all up: Jon Ross? He was that famous Cherokee Indian chief who tried to save his people from the immigration laws of 200 years ago only to have them die by the tens of thousands on that famous Trail of Tears) and Good? – hell, we ALL know she was up to no good hell next ta Good I’ll be Robin Hood or at the very least they’ll be singing songs about me like John Brown and all those other great figures of renown glory glory hallelujah his truth is marching on
And what started it all anyway? The LSD?💊 The Epstein Files? 📂🔓 Venezuela? 🏳️🌈 Greenland? 🇧🇻 Good? 😇 The Big Orange One? 🥵😡🤬👹🥳🤡😱 Who is going to lead us into the future, America!
You wanted a reality show to beat all reality shows? Well, you’ve got it now! And what was it Orson Welles said in The Third Man?
“In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love – they had 500 years of peace and democracy and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock.”
In America for five years under Trump we had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed and what did we produce?
Clock out and cuckoo in – Sooo
“Lucy in the sky with Donnie
Because we’re all living in
that orange submarine that orange submarine
where we’ve got to be carefully taught to hate and fear
people whose eyes are oddly made
and people whose skin is a different shade
Oh we’ve got to be carefully taught…”
Dr. Phineas T with a little help from the LSD
To be continued…
Oops – spoke too soon:
What do I hear across America?
Protesting “The Big Town” with the PACO CITIES?
America! 📣
Protesting “The Big Clown” WITH THE TACO TITTIES! 🤡 🌮 🙈
P.S.: There’s an object lesson to all this, but neither the narrator or the subject of the narrator has a clue.**
* – See The Donnie Diaries***
** – See Confessions of St. Augustine
*** – See Ode to Ipecac****
**** – After the second murder by ICE that just occurred in Minneapolis, I don’t need Ipecac either*****
***** – Nor should you******
****** – Because if this fetus of a treatise doesn’t do it, then perhaps the subject of it will********
******* – See The Donnie Diaries